GrannyJen
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Some things just make me smile.
for me the highlight of my gym sessions is the television, that box of moving images that I stare at when grinding through the monotony of the treadmill.
It's not the television programmes that amuse me, it's the sub-titles, put there by some form of robot turning speech into text. The bloopers have me in hysterics at almost every session.
Some recent ones.
The news headlines: "Obesity in schools is up by 16%. ISIS claim responsibility" .... er....
retype: "Obesity in schools is up by 16%. ISIS claim responsibility for a car bomb that exploded in the centre of ......."
A cooking programme: "after dressing with the fruits I make the sauce by putting jews in the water"..... er.... retype: "Juice in the water......"
This morning Mark Williams had a "good chance here of winning the frame with 45 reds still left on the table"......
for me the highlight of my gym sessions is the television, that box of moving images that I stare at when grinding through the monotony of the treadmill.
It's not the television programmes that amuse me, it's the sub-titles, put there by some form of robot turning speech into text. The bloopers have me in hysterics at almost every session.
Some recent ones.
The news headlines: "Obesity in schools is up by 16%. ISIS claim responsibility" .... er....
retype: "Obesity in schools is up by 16%. ISIS claim responsibility for a car bomb that exploded in the centre of ......."
A cooking programme: "after dressing with the fruits I make the sauce by putting jews in the water"..... er.... retype: "Juice in the water......"
This morning Mark Williams had a "good chance here of winning the frame with 45 reds still left on the table"......
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