but...
Kev ...
Dear Kev ....
Your hats, with the best of intentions, are not my hats...
My hats have to hold my hair, shape my eyebrows, match my eyes, enhance my rather haggard geriatric looks ...
My hats have to be ... well.... a fashion accessory...
Can't I just have the code ... please??? Honest guv ... I won't give it to anyone else.... honest.... ok, take no notice of my ebay ad....