My Cali attracts the Birds

[petec]

I don.t know if any of you have my problem but I cant stop attracting birds. Pheasants and Partridges in particular seem to be attracted to my shiny Cali with stainless side bars - I assume they can see their reflection. So far they don.t seem to have done any damage but they peck like mad at bars and paintwork - any suggestions !!

 

[Meoncoast]

Change them for black ones

 

[Hotel California]

Trade your Cali in for this and all birds will fly arround it in a big loop...

Serious , if you got the problem on your driveway you could think of things chasing birds away : noise , a dummy of a eagle or an owl ....some flags moving in the wind

 

[motacyclist]

Seagulls and pigeons use mine for target practice

 

[Hotel California]

Seagulls and pigeons use mine for target practice

....and do they hit accurate....?​

 

[motacyclist]

....and do they hit accurate....?​

Yes, I think they are using laser guided turds ...

(can I say that on here, should I have said guano?)

 

[petec]

Looks like my solution might be Partridge Pie -