Smiffy4bikes
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I had a call from VW last week, two weeks after I picked up Mr Blu. I've no idea if the call was from the UK, or Germany as the lady I spoke to, whilst extremely polite, was Oriental, with no apparent sense of humour, but hey.
"Would you mind if I asked you some questions about the purchase of your new vehicle?"
No, fire away...
"On a scale of 1-5 (five being the highest) how pleased are you with the service offered by your dealer?"
4.
‘Why not a 5?’
because no-one is that good.
“Oh, I see...”
“On a scale of 1-5, how pleased are you with the vehicle?”
10.
“Sorry, can you repeat that?”
10. Its absolutely bloody awesome.
“Uhhmmm...the computer won’t accept 10?”
ok, make it a 5 then.
“on a scale of 1-5, how would you rate the collection of your vehicle?”
3.
“Can you explain why this wasn't marked as a 5?”
Because I knew some things about the vehicle that the dealer didn’t, and I don’t appreciate having to find a petrol station within ten minutes of collecting a vehicle as the fuel gauge barely moved when I got in it.
“Can you explain that further please?”
If I spend £55k on a vehicle I would expect at least half a tank of fuel to be put in the vehicle before I take the long drive home. I wanted to familiarise myself with the vehicle for at least 20 miles before I ventured into a petrol station.
“Oh, I see”
(Actually, I don’t think you do.....)
“On a scale of 1-5 how would you rate the Customer Service of Volkswagen”
2.
“Oh!. Can you explain why please?”
To have to wait 8 months for a vehicle is unacceptable, full stop. To be told 3 months before the thing has even been built that if I dare to add another super expensive optional extra to the vehicle that I will have to cancel my order and go to the back of the queue for a build date is frankly ridiculous.
Whilst the service offered by my dealer was very good, Volkswagen as a company in my view treat their customers with contempt and disinterest. The build dates, delivery dates, any dates as to when things are going to happen are a complete mystery, to the dealer as well as me, the customer.
“Oh”
“Are you happy for your comments to be forwarded to Volkswagen and your dealer?”
Most definitely....
"Would you mind if I asked you some questions about the purchase of your new vehicle?"
No, fire away...
"On a scale of 1-5 (five being the highest) how pleased are you with the service offered by your dealer?"
4.
‘Why not a 5?’
because no-one is that good.
“Oh, I see...”
“On a scale of 1-5, how pleased are you with the vehicle?”
10.
“Sorry, can you repeat that?”
10. Its absolutely bloody awesome.
“Uhhmmm...the computer won’t accept 10?”
ok, make it a 5 then.
“on a scale of 1-5, how would you rate the collection of your vehicle?”
3.
“Can you explain why this wasn't marked as a 5?”
Because I knew some things about the vehicle that the dealer didn’t, and I don’t appreciate having to find a petrol station within ten minutes of collecting a vehicle as the fuel gauge barely moved when I got in it.
“Can you explain that further please?”
If I spend £55k on a vehicle I would expect at least half a tank of fuel to be put in the vehicle before I take the long drive home. I wanted to familiarise myself with the vehicle for at least 20 miles before I ventured into a petrol station.
“Oh, I see”
(Actually, I don’t think you do.....)
“On a scale of 1-5 how would you rate the Customer Service of Volkswagen”
2.
“Oh!. Can you explain why please?”
To have to wait 8 months for a vehicle is unacceptable, full stop. To be told 3 months before the thing has even been built that if I dare to add another super expensive optional extra to the vehicle that I will have to cancel my order and go to the back of the queue for a build date is frankly ridiculous.
Whilst the service offered by my dealer was very good, Volkswagen as a company in my view treat their customers with contempt and disinterest. The build dates, delivery dates, any dates as to when things are going to happen are a complete mystery, to the dealer as well as me, the customer.
“Oh”
“Are you happy for your comments to be forwarded to Volkswagen and your dealer?”
Most definitely....