Happy Things/Thoughts/Videos/Jokes

[Perfectos]

Just bought my Christmas Tree from a nice young man on the market
The market man said if I gave it plenty of light and water he would even and come and take it away for me come February!
What a great deal and a nice young man he was!!

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[gvick]

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Can’t find it - any clues?

 

[5i1ver8ack]

Bottom right hand corner, to the left of the 5 and above the 8.

 

[gvick]

The real story behind the Monica Lewinksy affair
the telephone lines in the white house are notoriously bad

what Bill Clinton actually said was “hold my calls and sack my cook”

 

[Perfectos]

Can’t find it - any clues?

It’s between 1 - 9

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[kurienp]

Can’t find it - any clues?

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

 

[Amarillo]

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Zero is not a number - it is the absence of a number.

 

[kurienp]

Zero is not a number - it is the absence of a number.

Zero is a number with some special properties that other numbers do not have. That does not make it not a number.

 

[SimonB]

This is not really a happy thing, except that we can be happy we don't have to use it.
For all the grumbles about modern SatNavs this old one is so inflexible.

 

[SimonB]

Going through YouTube for happier, less complicated times I found this. Travelling to the British Seaside in 1968. Strange to see all the old cars and the old stars. People in camper vans would have been seen as hippies.

 

[SimonB]

This could make those waits between ordering your food and it arriving a lot more pleasant.

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Brilliant - Santa's little secret ❤️ Credit Lyndon Jeremiah | By Wales2Win | Facebook

Brilliant - Santa's little secret ❤️ Credit Lyndon Jeremiah

fb.watch

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...

Police Sergeant:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:
Colour of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can't remember.

Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She went in my Car

Sergeant:
Was there anything of value in the car?

Husband:
Yes, my golf clubs

Titleist TS3 9 degree driver with Tensei Orange TX flex CK60 with 74 Tungsten Prepreg shaft
Titleist TS3 15 degree Fairway wood with Hzrdus 6.5x 76g shaft
Titleist 3-4 718 TMB irons with Nippon modus 120 x shafts
Titleist 718 AP2 irons 5-50deg with nippon modus 120 x shafts
Titleist Vokey Sm8 52,56 & 60 degree wedges
Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 35 inch putter with Superstroke Pistol GT tour Skull grip
Titleist mid Staff bag
Nikon range finder
12 x pro V1s
3 x Titleist players Golf gloves
Titleist towel
Alignment sticks and Stitch leather cover
Dubai Hills by Jumeirah bag tag

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

TikTok

vm.tiktok.com

 

[WelshGas]

Utah monolith: Internet sleuths got there, but its origins are still a mystery

The metal monolith sits deep in a desert easy to get lost in, so officials did not reveal its location.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Romke]

Utah monolith: Internet sleuths got there, but its origins are still a mystery

The metal monolith sits deep in a desert easy to get lost in, so officials did not reveal its location.

www.bbc.co.uk

Funny how all journos copy each other and call it a monolith. This thing is metal; a monolith is a stone or rock structure.

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Waiting for delivery of her T6.1 was just too stressful.

 

[Perfectos]

Waiting for delivery of her T6.1 was just too stressful.

That’s a normal day at Aldi

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

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;-)

 

[Romke]

Utah monolith: Internet sleuths got there, but its origins are still a mystery

The metal monolith sits deep in a desert easy to get lost in, so officials did not reveal its location.

www.bbc.co.uk

Gone

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Sunday night puzzle. What do you see?