Happy Things/Thoughts/Videos/Jokes

[Amarillo]

 

[WelshGas]

 

[willwander]

 

[WelshGas]

I would prefer to do this in my California.

Meet the Aussie skateboarding an 'insane' 4,000km

Gordy says he is skating from Melbourne to Cairns but says he "didn't realise how big Australia was".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Tony hylton]

When travelling I top it up when down to 50% and empty when I'm home.

Thanks Wg, I thought that would be your answer, I was concerned leaving the tank dry for up to 4 months, would not be good for the pump.
it is a new one , I installed it in October.

 

[Ting Tong]

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[exdent]

My service indicator tells me a brake pad changing is needed. Do I have to replace the wrench too? Need your technical support.

 

[WelshGas]

Are you sitting comfortably?
A firefighter traps an 8ft python in Samut Prakan province, Thailand, after it emerged from a lavatory – startling the homeowner who was sitting on it at the time.
The fireman waited for the snake to peer out of the bowl again, grabbed it behind its head, took it a suitable distance away and released it, having first checked its health

 

[Amarillo]

Are you sitting comfortably?
A firefighter traps an 8ft python in Samut Prakan province, Thailand, after it emerged from a lavatory – startling the homeowner who was sitting on it at the time.
View attachment 75980The fireman waited for the snake to peer out of the bowl again, grabbed it behind its head, took it a suitable distance away and released it, having first checked its health
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Yikes! I was actually on the dunny when I read that...

 

[Joker 1299]

Yikes! I was actually on the dunny when I read that...

Too much information!

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Agony Aunt.

 

[Amarillo]

Swiss army recruits no longer forced to wear y fronts.

Women's underwear to be provided to female recruits in Swiss army - BBC News

Under the current system, uniforms issued to military personnel include only men's underwear.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Ch1pbutty]

'Suez 2'? Ever Given grounding prompts plan for canal along Egypt-Israel border

UK prepared to play leading role in project given new impetus by Ever Given blockage, say sources

www.theguardian.com

 

[Amarillo]

'Suez 2'? Ever Given grounding prompts plan for canal along Egypt-Israel border

UK prepared to play leading role in project given new impetus by Ever Given blockage, say sources

www.theguardian.com

It would make the tunnelling under the border by Islamic terror groups harder.

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[WelshGas]

Australia: Geologist beaten up by 'angriest octopus' on beach

In a video, the octopus can be seen in shallow waters lashing out at geologist Lance Karlson.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[The Pox]

Due the lockdown and pubs beeing closed here lots of bartenders are beeing retrained to other skills...

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Yep. I think this guy did my last service!

 

[gvick]

couldn’t resist this joke

man shot himself 200 times with an upholstery stapler.

Doctors say he’s now fully recovered

 

[Mr T]

 

[Ting Tong]

 

[Amarillo]

Professor Lim’s hair horn.

 

[Ting Tong]

 

[The Pox]

Two German truckers complaining about the potholes on some lorry park near Mannheim. I don't know what they are bothered about. They could park their truck in some of ours!

 

[2into1]

Not sure if this has made it here so far..?
A few T4s felt like this: