Happy Things/Thoughts/Videos/Jokes

[WelshGas]

All about celebrities.

 

[WelshGas]

Some conversion ideas.

 

[Jodalo]

All about celebrities.

Ricky Gervais with his 20 minute cure for insomnia.

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[Ting Tong]

Me: Well Doctor, the best way that I can describe my symptoms is that I feel a bit like a run down seaside town

Doctor: You’re Rhyl....

 

[Perfectos]

Our elder daughter just sent us this link. It's amazing what people are doing during the lockdown to please their little ones.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=2737008189760677&id=777692872358895

Thanks for sharing that Borris, that has to be one of the best Videos on the Internet, heartwarming.

 

[Jay gas]

Our elder daughter just sent us this link. It's amazing what people are doing during the lockdown to please their little ones.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=2737008189760677&id=777692872358895

Thanks borris for sharing that. after clapping on the doorstep for all the key workers that are carrying on working during this crisis I showed your post to Mrs Gas who loved it so much and could just not stop crying whilst watching it.

 

[Vantastic2]

As One of my brothers said today...………………..
' This is the longest thing we have ever had from China that has worked for so long! '

 

[Vantastic2]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband

"I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker!"

"That's alright dear" he says "Your past is your past, and I have to admit I find it a bit erotic. Tell me about it!"

The wife says " Well, my name was Nigel and I used to play for Wigan...."

 

[Vantastic2]

Twa months ago, we didna ken,
yer name or ocht aboot ye,
But lots of things have changed since then, I really must salute ye,

Yer spreading rate is quite intense,
yer feeding like a ganet,
Disruption caused, is so immence,
ye`ve shaken oor wee planet,

Corona used to be a beer,
they garnished it wae limes,
But noo it`s filled us awe wae fear,
These day`s, are scary times,

Nae shaken hawns, or pecking lips,
It`s wit they awe advise,
But scrub them weel, richt tae the tips, that`s how we`ll awe survive,

Just stay inside, the hoose, ye bide,
Nae sneaking out for strolls,
Just check the lavvy evey hoor,
And stock-take, yer, loo rolls,

Our holidays have been pit aff,
Noo that`s the Jet2 patter
pit own yer thermals, have a laugh
and paddle`doon the waater`

Canary isles, no fur a while
Nae need for suntan cream
And awe because o this wee bug
We ken to be,,19

The boredum surely will set in,
But have a read, or doodle
Or plan yer menu for the month
Wi 95 pot noodles, When these run oot, jist look aboot
A change it wid be nice
We`ve beans and pasta By the ton
and twenty stane o rice

So dinny think yell wipe us oot
Aye true, a few have died
Bubonic, bird flu, and Tb
They came, they left, they tried

Ye mite be callus noo my feen
As you jump from cup to cup
But when we get oor vacine made
Yer number will be up

Anon
That's all today Folks, ! Apologise to those of you who have already seen them.

 

[CaliBear]

 

[Amarillo]

A rainbow for the NHS

 

[Borris]

A rainbow for the NHS

Nice work.

 

[5i1ver8ack]

 

[California4x4]

I believe good humour is all about knowing your audience. And when you don’t know your audience it’s usually better not to post things that could be offensive. There’s a fine line as some people are more sensitive than others. I’ve worked in multinational environments a lot and it highlighted this many times. For example, why is it generally deemed okay to say offensive things about the US President but not about the the leader of another country like Turkey when there are both Americans and Turks on the receiving end? This thread is a great idea to lighten the conversation at a time when there is a lot of negative emotion going around. Let’s try to keep the humour and be conscious of the diversity of our members.

 

[California4x4]

I suspect there are plenty of people over the age of 40 on this site.....
Try this.

Sorry, If You’re Under 40 There’s No Way You’ll Pass This Quiz

I'm sorry, millennials.

www.buzzfeed.com

 

[Jodalo]

I suspect there are plenty of people over the age of 40 on this site.....
Try this.

Sorry, If You’re Under 40 There’s No Way You’ll Pass This Quiz

I'm sorry, millennials.

www.buzzfeed.com

Just got 19/20. Failed on the last one and I remember loading them into my cowboy gun too. We used to call them ‘caps’.

 

[Jodalo]

Spoiler alert.

 

[TripleBee]

Wasn't that hard for some questions.
I am not 40 yet and I have this (no peeking):

 

[Swissian]

I suspect there are plenty of people over the age of 40 on this site.....
Try this.

Sorry, If You’re Under 40 There’s No Way You’ll Pass This Quiz

I'm sorry, millennials.

www.buzzfeed.com

18/20

I guessed a few and I’m over 40

 

[CaliBear]

 

[Rich20]

18/20. I had to guess 2 which I got right but 2 I did not have a clue about.

 

[Louis II]

 

[Broch Hunter]

It was with great sadness that I heard of the demise of several local businesses as a result of COVID-19.
A bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. A strip club has gone tits up, Interflora is pruning its business and Dynorod has gone down the drain. The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He just couldn’t take it any more and topped himself.
Stay Safe

 

[WelshGas]