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Belgium Surrealism Gallery Part 6: 'The Signs'

In order to keep our population (and foreign visitors) nonsensically informed we established here in Belgium the 'National Association of Useless Signs' (www.nuttelozeborden.be).

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"To read this sign you have to bend down"..............."This sign is 85mmx25mm. The font is Montserrat (bold)"
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"On Jan11, 1992 nothing special happened here"......."'Garbage Bin', mixed media, ca 2014 (Permanent Collection)"
 
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Belgium Surrealism Gallery Part 6: 'The Signs'

In order to keep our population (and foreign visitors) nonsensically informed we established here in Belgium the 'National Association of Useless Signs' (info@nuttelozeborden.be).

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"To read this sign you have to bend down"..............."This sign is 85mmx25mm. The font is Montserrat (bold)"
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"On Jan11, 1992 nothing special happened here"......."'Garbage Bin', mixed media, ca 2014 (Permanent Collection)"
Love Belgian surrealism ! Didn't know the website though, nice collection. That sign in Ostend happens to be yourso_O?
 
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Love Belgian surrealism ! Didn't know the website though, nice collection. That sign in Ostend happens to be yourso_O?
No, but they do have some other nice signs over there: IMG_3386.jpegWasted-Rita-16-_Sebastiaanstr._-©-Egmond-Dobbelaere.jpgWasted-Rita-13-Kairostr.-©-Egmond-Dobbelaere-scaled.jpg47682294172_b669f0a6f6_b.jpgCrystal Ship 2021.jpg1610960482716.jpg
 
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Well this is one way of improving safety on Egyptian trains.



The Egyptian Railways Authority decided to leave the last carriage of all its trains empty of passengers, by order of the Egyptian Minister of Transport, Kamel Al-Wazir.
According to the Egyptian media, the aim of the decision is to confront train collisions and reduce the number of casualties resulting from such accidents.

She explained that the decision includes replacing the last carriage of the trains with a carriage that is left empty of passengers, or is designated for carrying luggage.

The last carriage of the train will also leave the workshop in the event of a decision to leave it empty and closed, its doors will be locked, as the railway authority issued instructions to the workshops to close the doors of the last carriage of trains with keys before heading to the station for its trips, provided that the keys are left in the custody of the security element of the train.
 
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How do you drive if you have no legs or arms?

This is inspirational, and with a little technology and some excellent engineers it’s possible.

 
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How do you drive if you have no legs or arms?

This is inspirational, and with a little technology and some excellent engineers it’s possible.

I thought that was turning into a joke - like where do you find a tortoise with no legs?







Wherever you left him, obviously.
 
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I thought that was turning into a joke - like where do you find a tortoise with no legs?







Wherever you left him, obviously.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the English Channel?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming across the English Channel?

Clever Dick.
 

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