Happy Things/Thoughts/Videos/Jokes

[Vagophile]

Having turned off 21 lights in un-occupied rooms when I got home the other night I can see that I've turned into a Dad.

It's bad enough with just a wife. She's very good at switching lights on, but never switches them off.
Maybe it's northern upbringing, but I fell into this classification a long time before the energy crisis.

 

[Vagophile]

Try not to laugh, it's actually pretty serious for one person.

 

[Amarillo]

Try not to laugh, it's actually pretty serious for one person.

Staged by amateur actors.

 

[Vagophile]

Staged by amateur actors.

Agree. Forwarded to me by Bro, now looked up original and see that the production company is named. So, not so sorry for the singer, I can laugh without feeling guilty.

 

[This Eva]

Last night Octopus invited us to take part in the first of their electricity saving hours. We did our best with all that I could easily turn off , off. We enjoyed an hour looking at phone screens by candlelight. Can’t say we didn’t do our bit.

 

[Amarillo]

The council have got around to fixing the flattened bollard outside our house. How long before the other one is flattened now that traffic is being directed to drive over it!?

 

[ardm17]

The council have got around to fixing the flattened bollard outside our house. How long before the other one is flattened now that traffic is being directed to drive over it!?

That looks like those Scalextrix crossover tracks ..

 

[Calimili]

The council have got around to fixing the flattened bollard outside our house. How long before the other one is flattened now that traffic is being directed to drive over it!?

Your council wants you to drive on the other side of the road, like on the continent!

 

[Velma's Dad]

Your council wants you to drive on the other side of the road, like on the continent!

Like the Swedes who switched sides on the night of 3 Sep 1967. They snappily called the event Högertrafikomläggningen. If we did it here there would doubtless be a referendum first with a red bus with a claim about the number of hedgehog lives that would be saved or something.

Getting my coat.

 

[Calimili]

Like the Swedes who switched sides on the night of 3 Sep 1967. They snappily called the event Högertrafikomläggningen. If we did it here there would doubtless be a referendum first with a red bus with a claim about the number of hedgehog lives that would be saved or something.

Getting my coat.

You could then drive to Disneyland Paris though

 

[WelshGas]

Kidderminster man catches giant goldfish

Andy Hackett from Kidderminster lands the "elusive" beast while on a trip to France.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[The Pox]

Any takers?!

 

[Amarillo]

Sainsbury’s delivery including… one button mushroom.

 

[The Pox]

I haven't attended bible class recently but this is useful advice from the scriptures that I somehow missed.

 

[SusiBus]

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The council have got around to fixing the flattened bollard outside our house. How long before the other one is flattened now that traffic is being directed to drive over it!?

At the end of our road, people have just driven over the various keep left bollards for as long as I can remember. It must have cost a fortune over the years replacing them.

 

[Amarillo]

It would make me proud to be Welsh, if I were Welsh.

sky.com/video/world-cup-welsh-choir-stuns-onlookers-on-doha-metro-in-qatar-12755349

 

[Amarillo]

The council have got around to fixing the flattened bollard outside our house. How long before the other one is flattened now that traffic is being directed to drive over it!?

They fixed the wrong arrow… then someone got confused and demolished the other bollard.

 

[The Pox]

Is everyone up to date with the Highway Code...? This is a new sign - be aware of lambslides.

 

[sidepod]

 

[sidepod]

 

[Mr T]

 

[Hawthorn37]

A German, a Belgian and a Welshman went into a pub. Unusually there was no Englishman there - he was still at the World Cup.

 

[Hawthorn37]

Sorry @Wesel, next time maybe the jokes on us

 

[WelshGas]

 

[WelshGas]

SIR – I recently went into a well-known supermarket and, after scouring the drinks shelves, asked a young man where to find Angostura Bitters. He led me straight to where the beers were.