OK, here we go.
In my 72 years I've lived in Indonesia, visited Canada, the USA, Japan and Namibia, worked and lived in four European countries (the Netherlands, Ireland, Italy, France), and spent endless months landrovering in Morocco, Tunisia, Libya, Mauritania, Senegal and Mali. I speak Dutch, English, French and German and have a good understanding of Italian and Spanish. My first wife (and the mother of my children) was French, my second is British and I had an Italian girlfriend in between. I'm now at the age of wanting to take things a bit easier and my travel aspirations are "limited" to the big wide world of 30-or-so countries that I can reach without ferries, tunnels and cumbersome paperwork.
Your turn.