Goodbye flying banana

[flying banana]

It's done. I'm off. Been emotional

 

[Volkywagen]

Que??

 

[Pink Banana]

I'm sorry your wife foundnout, it was not supposed to end this way

 

[westfalia]

Lol.

 

[flying banana]

The van is selt. My next problem is I didn't realise I had a wife? Maybe she's in the upstairs bed.

 

[flying banana]

If I buy a blue van is blue banana ok. I fancy a red one so I can call myself 'the red rattler'

 

[Pink Banana]

Is this really the end?

 

[flying banana]

I hope not.

 

[Max-Felix]

Is it because of B-r-e-x-i-t? Everything else is these days it seems!

 

[WelshGas]

Or Trump.

 

[MattBW]

When I was growing up a Trump was something you did after too many baked beans.

 

[Amarillo]

When I was growing up a Trump was something you did after too many baked beans.

Some us still do.

 

[westfalia]

The van is selt.

Ocean next then.

 

[flying banana]

Ocean next then.

That's the plan. But cripes those things are expensive. Also I've realised if I call myself blue banana it sounds like a dodgy bar

 

[flying banana]

When I was growing up a Trump was something you did after too many baked beans.

And twerk is what Yorkshire folk do. I'm of twerk in the morning love

 

[soulstyledevon]

When I was growing up a Trump was something you did after too many baked beans.

We say to our little boy. Who’s done a Donald Trump...?
Sounds nicer than fart

 

[s2bear]

And twerk is what Yorkshire folk do. I'm of twerk in the morning love

And ‘BREX1T’ is what happens when a big Yorkshire lass(or lad) sits on one of those cheap plastic garden chairs...


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[DUB10]

I’ve not trusted a Trump since last Friday’s ruby and I’ve not trusted a Clinton since they charged me £5 for a birthday card!

 

[alan middleton]

Some us still do.

Bananas should help with the trumping.

 

[alan middleton]

We say to our little boy. Who’s done a Donald Trump...?
Sounds nicer than fart

Really - Fart is so much more benign and elegant.......

 

[Max-Felix]

Reminds me of a joke about a fridge and a fart, I seem to remember Aunt Fanny was also involved...but no bananas...

 

[BikerGran]

I've realised if I call myself blue banana it sounds like a dodgy bar

Why keep the 'banana' bit - you could be 'flying tomato' with a red van or 'flying blueberry' or..... you get the idea. Keeps the food theme as well......

HTH

 

[flying banana]

Why keep the 'banana' bit - you could be 'flying tomato' with a red van or 'flying blueberry' or..... you get the idea. Keeps the food theme as well......

HTH

Might be flying blue something. Blue fin tuna. Blues brother. Blue Berry. Blue tack?

 

[flying banana]

Reminds me of a joke about a fridge and a fart, I seem to remember Aunt Fanny was also involved...but no bananas...

I remember that one. Involves some meat also

 

[2haw]

So have you sold the yellow and bought / ordered another one? Or just thinking about it?