Happy Things/Thoughts/Videos/Jokes

[Amarillo]

This happened today.

Clare sent a text to her mum: “Going to the supermarket do you need anything”

The list came back including scotch eggs.

Clare couldn’t find the scotch eggs in the supermarket and gave up looking, substituting them for fish cakes.

When we went to drop off the shopping, Clare’s stepdad was very disappointed. He wanted a bottle of Scotch, and her mum wanted eggs. All they had instead were some stinky fish cakes!

 

[Ting Tong]

Oeppsss

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That's evidently been photoshopped

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Man’s best friend.

 

[Perfectos]

Man’s best friend.

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You old fox !

 

[Karlos]

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I can't see now.

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Bored in lockdown? Here’s a project.

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Valentine Offer

 

[Karlos]

Bored in lockdown? Here’s a project.

Took me back to mousetrap as a kid.

 

[WelshGas]

Log into Facebook

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fb.watch

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Valentine’s day

 

[Amarillo]

62mm man with a BMI of 28,000.

'6.2cm-tall man' offered priority Covid vaccine after NHS blunder | Liverpool | The Guardian

Liam Thorp, whose real height is 6ft 2in, was recorded as having a BMI of 28,000

amp.theguardian.com

 

[WelshGas]

At least we don't have to worry about this in Europe.

Spider bites Australian man on penis again

A 21-year-old Australian tradesman using a portable toilet on a building site is bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Vagophile]

At least we don't have to worry about this in Europe.

We became friendly with some Australians doing a working tour of Europe and they often stayed with us. It was amusing to find that they carefully checked our toilet for spiders before using it, but, given their stories about problems with spiders lurking in Australian toilets, understandable.

 

[willwander]

At least we don't have to worry about this in Europe.

Spider bites Australian man on penis again

A 21-year-old Australian tradesman using a portable toilet on a building site is bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.

www.bbc.co.uk

Twice?
I think he likes it.

 

[Amarillo]

Twice?
I think he likes it.

Maybe it’s the venom extraction he enjoys.

 

[WelshGas]

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Wedding photographer

 

[Amarillo]

As I took Ben and Jack to school this morning and we followed the one-way system to their classrooms, Ben said in a voice that was just a bit too loud, “Look dad, Belinda’s mummy has got a wedgie.”

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

 

[Vagophile]

Ben said in a voice that was just a bit too loud, “Look dad, Belinda’s mummy has got a wedgie.”

Children say the funniest things We were with friends of ours when the father was preparing to go to work.
"Why do you go to work, daddy" his son asked.
"To earn money for us" replied his father.
"Why can't you just get it from the bank like mummy?" was his son's response.

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[WelshGas]

Not only Californias can be overweight.

New fleece of life for sheep with 35kg coat of wool

Baarack the sheep was taken in by a sanctuary after being found in a forest near Melbourne.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[Auberg-ine]

For when the campsite facilities re-open: