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This happened today.

Clare sent a text to her mum: “Going to the supermarket do you need anything”

The list came back including scotch eggs.

Clare couldn’t find the scotch eggs in the supermarket and gave up looking, substituting them for fish cakes.

When we went to drop off the shopping, Clare’s stepdad was very disappointed. He wanted a bottle of Scotch, and her mum wanted eggs. All they had instead were some stinky fish cakes!
 
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At least we don't have to worry about this in Europe.

 
At least we don't have to worry about this in Europe.
We became friendly with some Australians doing a working tour of Europe and they often stayed with us. It was amusing to find that they carefully checked our toilet for spiders before using it, but, given their stories about problems with spiders lurking in Australian toilets, understandable.
 
As I took Ben and Jack to school this morning and we followed the one-way system to their classrooms, Ben said in a voice that was just a bit too loud, “Look dad, Belinda’s mummy has got a wedgie.”
 
Ben said in a voice that was just a bit too loud, “Look dad, Belinda’s mummy has got a wedgie.”
Children say the funniest things We were with friends of ours when the father was preparing to go to work.
"Why do you go to work, daddy" his son asked.
"To earn money for us" replied his father.
"Why can't you just get it from the bank like mummy?" was his son's response.
 
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