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[GrumpyGranddad]

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How disgusting, he’s parked on the wrong side of the road!

 

[Velma's Dad]

And those bricks need repointing.

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Amphibious California option?

 

[Auberg-ine]

Belgium Surrealism Gallery Part 6: 'The Signs'

In order to keep our population (and foreign visitors) nonsensically informed we established here in Belgium the 'National Association of Useless Signs' (www.nuttelozeborden.be).


"To read this sign you have to bend down"..............."This sign is 85mmx25mm. The font is Montserrat (bold)"

"On Jan11, 1992 nothing special happened here"......."'Garbage Bin', mixed media, ca 2014 (Permanent Collection)"

 

[BrugseB]

Belgium Surrealism Gallery Part 6: 'The Signs'

In order to keep our population (and foreign visitors) nonsensically informed we established here in Belgium the 'National Association of Useless Signs' (info@nuttelozeborden.be).

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"To read this sign you have to bend down"..............."This sign is 85mmx25mm. The font is Montserrat (bold)"
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"On Jan11, 1992 nothing special happened here"......."'Garbage Bin', mixed media, ca 2014 (Permanent Collection)"

Love Belgian surrealism ! Didn't know the website though, nice collection. That sign in Ostend happens to be yours?

 

[Auberg-ine]

Love Belgian surrealism ! Didn't know the website though, nice collection. That sign in Ostend happens to be yours?

No, but they do have some other nice signs over there:

 

[WelshGas]

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[WelshGas]

Well this is one way of improving safety on Egyptian trains.

https://middleeast.in-24.com/world/183616.html

The Egyptian Railways Authority decided to leave the last carriage of all its trains empty of passengers, by order of the Egyptian Minister of Transport, Kamel Al-Wazir.
According to the Egyptian media, the aim of the decision is to confront train collisions and reduce the number of casualties resulting from such accidents.

She explained that the decision includes replacing the last carriage of the trains with a carriage that is left empty of passengers, or is designated for carrying luggage.

The last carriage of the train will also leave the workshop in the event of a decision to leave it empty and closed, its doors will be locked, as the railway authority issued instructions to the workshops to close the doors of the last carriage of trains with keys before heading to the station for its trips, provided that the keys are left in the custody of the security element of the train.

 

[WelshGas]

Australian farmer draws heart with sheep in tribute to aunt

The Australian man was unable to attend his aunt's funeral because of Covid travel restrictions.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[WelshGas]

How do you drive if you have no legs or arms?

This is inspirational, and with a little technology and some excellent engineers it’s possible.

A true inspiration. Join Janis McDavid on a tour through his very specially converted Sprinter. via Mercedes-Benz Vans | By Mercedes-Benz | Facebook

A true inspiration. Join Janis McDavid on a tour through his very specially converted Sprinter. via Mercedes-Benz Vans

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[andyinluton]

How do you drive if you have no legs or arms?

This is inspirational, and with a little technology and some excellent engineers it’s possible.

A true inspiration. Join Janis McDavid on a tour through his very specially converted Sprinter. via Mercedes-Benz Vans | By Mercedes-Benz | Facebook

A true inspiration. Join Janis McDavid on a tour through his very specially converted Sprinter. via Mercedes-Benz Vans

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I thought that was turning into a joke - like where do you find a tortoise with no legs?







Wherever you left him, obviously.

 

[Amarillo]

I thought that was turning into a joke - like where do you find a tortoise with no legs?







Wherever you left him, obviously.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the English Channel?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming across the English Channel?

Clever Dick.

 

[Vagophile]

#813 Clear winner of the groan joke competition.

 

[WelshGas]

Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2021 finalists revealed

An angry starling and a lounging bear were also among the competition finalists.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

WARNING - Some viewers may be offended.

 

[WelshGas]

Prime minister of NSW.

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[Amarillo]

Oh no! Not one, not two but three Borises standing for election!

Three near-identical Boris Vishnevskys on St Petersburg election ballot | Russia | The Guardian

Real Vishnevsky battling two doppelgängers who seem to have changed their appearance as well as their names

amp.theguardian.com

 

[WelshGas]

Match crowd catches falling cat in a flag

The cat used one of its nine lives at the American football match in Miami Gardens, Florida.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[larrylamb]

 

[philipcon]

This made me laugh...

School meeting pranked as they unknowingly read out long list of rude names

WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE. Members of a school board became unlikely viral stars when a recorded meeting captured the moment they were tricked into reading out a list of fake names

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[WelshGas]

Schoolboy cyclist outpaces pros on Tour of Britain

Xander Graham was watched on live TV as he raced alongside riders on the Tour of Britain near Edinburgh.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[66tim99]

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

I want one

Maybe the Audi designers could help out with the next California