
Amarillo
Tom
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Overnight my trousers (with house keys, van keys, bike keys (which are locked onto our bike rack) wallet and used handkerchief) were stollen from the front seat of our locked van (which must have been unlocked).
I have searched the aire for my stolen trousers, in all the poubelles, ladies, gents and disabled toilets, over fences and hedges, under bushes. They are gone…
Clare has a spare car key, and we have a second spare hidden on the van, and Clare has her cards, but getting the bikes of the bike rack will be difficult.
I called Lloyds and cancelled my debit and credit card. I went online with Santander and cancelled my card on our joint account, they automatically reactivated my ApplePay card. I tried to figure out how to cancel my TSB business debit card, and walked towards the back of our van, and there, neatly rolled up on the bike rack, were my trousers, complete with all keys, Meg’s poo bags and my wallet. My handkerchief is missing, £15 from my wallet, a tiny amount of Chinese money (maybe 15 fen ~1.5 pence). Some loose change has gone, and my slightly used handkerchief.
Now that is what I call the right kind of thief. £15, loose change, a handkerchief and some Fen is a fair price for a lesson learned.
But maybe we were gassed.
I have searched the aire for my stolen trousers, in all the poubelles, ladies, gents and disabled toilets, over fences and hedges, under bushes. They are gone…
Clare has a spare car key, and we have a second spare hidden on the van, and Clare has her cards, but getting the bikes of the bike rack will be difficult.
I called Lloyds and cancelled my debit and credit card. I went online with Santander and cancelled my card on our joint account, they automatically reactivated my ApplePay card. I tried to figure out how to cancel my TSB business debit card, and walked towards the back of our van, and there, neatly rolled up on the bike rack, were my trousers, complete with all keys, Meg’s poo bags and my wallet. My handkerchief is missing, £15 from my wallet, a tiny amount of Chinese money (maybe 15 fen ~1.5 pence). Some loose change has gone, and my slightly used handkerchief.
Now that is what I call the right kind of thief. £15, loose change, a handkerchief and some Fen is a fair price for a lesson learned.
But maybe we were gassed.