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Workshop services. Where o where can I find truth speaking mechanics? Soothsayers. Mechanics who talk bs are not soothing.
I have been exploring how I can power up my laptop and augment my power options off-grid because I will need warmth and the fridge in the first quarter of the year in Morocco. The battery will give me about 72 hours before it goes down to 40% or less.
Am I going to freeze to death at night? I have gas and a solar panel, right?
Oh yeah? but, I am told I do not have a solar panel, THAT IS NOT A SOLAR PANEL MADAME! (Much laughter by the guys). That is just a black decorative panel on the front of your Crafter. A beauty spot, so to speak. OK, so why do I have a Voltronics solar panel regulator that is fully functional in my electrical cabinet? Does it illuminate my beauty spot to acne levels? I launch into hours deciphering the whys and wherefores of solar panels and examining original specs and sales pitch prior to prospective legal action. I bought the damn van with a solar panel.
Please Sir, my leisure battery under the footwell is not being charged on hookup and is discharging at an alarming rate. Can you test it? NO, MADAME, YOU DO NOT HAVE A BATTERY UNDER THERE! OK, so what is that rectangular doohickey thing under the footwell marked AGM then?
Two handsome big posh Scottish guys with a smart digital test kit say: "We have checked your LEISURE battery functionality madame, it is perfectly fine - it is under the hood". Oh Yeah? That is also an AGM and it is the engine battery. Clearly they cannot comprehend anything about the leisure battery.
All hail for Norauto in OBAN for locating the leisure battery, testing it and replacing it AGM For AGM, because by this time it just died.
Please SIr, my leisure battery is still discharging fast. Here I am in MIlton Keynes. " I know why you are not getting any energy from the hookup madame. It was OFF! I just flicked the switched to the UP position madame - that one located at the back of the vehicle next to the exterior shower head cable! Simple! " OK, so the shower switch is the hookup switch is it? Bit noisy isn't it? Oh, but my battery is still not charging on hookup and it is down to 30%, I whine. The shower switch does not want to activate the hookup cable. Could be an exciting shower.
Three visits to VW on the other side of Glasgow from Loch Lomond, asking motorhome drivers, visit to WV Agent in Milton Keynes, reading over and over of manuals and watching videos by maestro California Chris and the only person to solve the problem of failed hookup feed was my clever brother who is a engineering maestro (and with my help), after several hours of groping around, we found a lose kettle plug and socket (not visible to the naked eye) under the driver's seat. We introduced one to the other and whoopee! We have energy! Now that was simple - if only it had been in the handbook or video.
While on the question of plug sockets - I would like to know what the socket on the outside framework of the driver's seat is for. So far nothing seems to run on it.
This lack of expertise results in much anguish, unnecessary expense, endless hours of research. But I learn and that is always good. Nevertheless I would like to know of the location of a reliable VW agent/s with expertise in the habitation cell of the van, in the UK, and other parts of Europe. I suspect Jean Lain in Chambery, France, is good. And in the end this site is a help.
I have been exploring how I can power up my laptop and augment my power options off-grid because I will need warmth and the fridge in the first quarter of the year in Morocco. The battery will give me about 72 hours before it goes down to 40% or less.
Am I going to freeze to death at night? I have gas and a solar panel, right?
Oh yeah? but, I am told I do not have a solar panel, THAT IS NOT A SOLAR PANEL MADAME! (Much laughter by the guys). That is just a black decorative panel on the front of your Crafter. A beauty spot, so to speak. OK, so why do I have a Voltronics solar panel regulator that is fully functional in my electrical cabinet? Does it illuminate my beauty spot to acne levels? I launch into hours deciphering the whys and wherefores of solar panels and examining original specs and sales pitch prior to prospective legal action. I bought the damn van with a solar panel.
Please Sir, my leisure battery under the footwell is not being charged on hookup and is discharging at an alarming rate. Can you test it? NO, MADAME, YOU DO NOT HAVE A BATTERY UNDER THERE! OK, so what is that rectangular doohickey thing under the footwell marked AGM then?
Two handsome big posh Scottish guys with a smart digital test kit say: "We have checked your LEISURE battery functionality madame, it is perfectly fine - it is under the hood". Oh Yeah? That is also an AGM and it is the engine battery. Clearly they cannot comprehend anything about the leisure battery.
All hail for Norauto in OBAN for locating the leisure battery, testing it and replacing it AGM For AGM, because by this time it just died.
Please SIr, my leisure battery is still discharging fast. Here I am in MIlton Keynes. " I know why you are not getting any energy from the hookup madame. It was OFF! I just flicked the switched to the UP position madame - that one located at the back of the vehicle next to the exterior shower head cable! Simple! " OK, so the shower switch is the hookup switch is it? Bit noisy isn't it? Oh, but my battery is still not charging on hookup and it is down to 30%, I whine. The shower switch does not want to activate the hookup cable. Could be an exciting shower.
Three visits to VW on the other side of Glasgow from Loch Lomond, asking motorhome drivers, visit to WV Agent in Milton Keynes, reading over and over of manuals and watching videos by maestro California Chris and the only person to solve the problem of failed hookup feed was my clever brother who is a engineering maestro (and with my help), after several hours of groping around, we found a lose kettle plug and socket (not visible to the naked eye) under the driver's seat. We introduced one to the other and whoopee! We have energy! Now that was simple - if only it had been in the handbook or video.
While on the question of plug sockets - I would like to know what the socket on the outside framework of the driver's seat is for. So far nothing seems to run on it.
This lack of expertise results in much anguish, unnecessary expense, endless hours of research. But I learn and that is always good. Nevertheless I would like to know of the location of a reliable VW agent/s with expertise in the habitation cell of the van, in the UK, and other parts of Europe. I suspect Jean Lain in Chambery, France, is good. And in the end this site is a help.