Antisocial behaviour at the seaside

Elly Swanson · Jun 30, 2020

This was reported this week, I found it quite disturbing:

At a well know English seaside resort a man and woman were arguing in front of a load of kids. Then the woman smacked the guy over the head and it all started kicking off. When the police arrived the man started getting very aggressive and a police officer struck the man with his baton. But the man was able to snatch the baton and started using it on the police officer and the woman. All the while the onlooking kids were beside themselves, screaming. Then a crocodile came along and stole all the sausages!

Hamish S · Jun 30, 2020

I love the seaside with the sea and the views it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."

WelshGas · Jun 30, 2020

Sounds like Bournemouth or Ogmore Beach.

GrannyJen · Jun 30, 2020

Everyone knows Mr Punch was at Blackpool

Elly Swanson · Jun 30, 2020

GrannyJen said:
Everyone knows Mr Punch was at Blackpool

You rumbled him GJ.

Borris · Jul 1, 2020

Elly Swanson said:
This was reported this week, I found it quite disturbing:

At a well know English seaside resort a man and woman were arguing in front of a load of kids. Then the woman smacked the guy over the head and it all started kicking off. When the police arrived the man started getting very aggressive and a police officer struck the man with his baton. But the man was able to snatch the baton and started using it on the police officer and the woman. All the while the onlooking kids were beside themselves, screaming. Then a crocodile came along and stole all the sausages!

Not forgetting the baby bashing and throwing.

Dat's de way t' do it!

Borris · Jul 1, 2020

This reminds me of a Punch and Judy show on Eastboune seafront some years ago. When a fire engine came rushing past with sirens sounding Mr Punch stopped beating the crocodile, put down the slap stick and both he and the crocodile watched the fire engine go past before they continued with their ding dong. It was pure gold.