Don't visit Het Zwin, it's just a swamp full of rare birds and butterflies.
Lissewege? A dump where time stood still. Like Damme, you've seen its silly windmill along that boring canal at last World Championship Cycling,...
Bruges, forget it! Indeed, just made of fries, waffles and chocolate, and some old Medieval collections. What to expect of a city that gets its beer through the sewer, or invented the Stock Market? Each year they still make some Holy procession as penance for it.
Blankenberge is worth a visit though: It's crazy bikes velodrome, and it's great Pier. Unfortunately just today they closed that one for 4 years. The only thing left is an aquarium with some sharks and rays,...
Then there is De Haan. Seriously, who's still interested in Belle Epoque ambiance? And it's all they have there!
Further on, some Nudist beaches, a Napoleon Fortress, a Space Science Center,... who cares.
Forget about dusty Oostende, only for rehab (Marvin Gaye, Ensor, crazy uncles Kings Leopold 1 to 3, myself,...). The Ostend shrimps and oysters can't make up for all this misery.
Raversijde: if you're silly enough to climb in bunkers, look for British and play with canons? "The best-remained piece of the Atlantic Wall", huh, you don't even see the Atlantic from there!. They even restored 13th century fishermen's houses. How desperate they must be over there,...
Nieuwpoort? The biggest marina of Northern Europe. All they talk about is sailing. Young couples even get 10K€ if they want to settle there, no kidding. Says it all, no?.
Oostduinkerke? The last shrimp fisher-by-horse literally dropped dead on his horse last week. Now they take you on boats to get that fishing experience. Ffff...
And to finish this silly strip of 60km Belgian coast you get a 30 hectares theme park. Guess what the theme is? Dwarfs, what else?
Sure, you could take the risk of wading deeper into the swamp, like Veurne, or Ieper. They still have an open position for a trumpet player there. But the Belfry is in scaffolds (sorry, this one is my responsibility),...
Just don't take the risk, your kids would get utterly bored, and you will only find some fast food here.
Definitely don't try Ghent, Antwerp, or the worst, Brussels. They eat Brits for breakfast!
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(If you would be passing Ostend, or Brussels, always happy to fill your new bucket list!)