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Martin

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Looking at the stats for the website today, I have noticed within the top 50 search terms we have two very odd ones that people are reaching us by typing into Google over the past six months.

I can only assume they are very dissapointed once they arrive !

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wonder if it converted anyone are we planning a naked Calis on the Farm in 2015 :shocked
 
I just tested it by putting handjob and beach into Google

How do I clear history??? :eek: :oops:
 
Funny!
What I don't get is how typing hand job brings somebody to this forum?????
And I hope ricotansky will be investing in seat covers lol
 
Haha is nobody going to answer this one then?!
 
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A handjob is the manual stimulation of a male's penis by another person, usually to the point of orgasm and ejaculation.


In places where prostitution is illegal, massage parlors, which may be known to offer sexual services, may offer handjobs to clients while staying within the law against prostitution.
 
Well done spanner.
I hope trudy is over 16 lol
 
Just come back from a couple of days at Shell Island. Just south of there is a nudist beach. You have to try and pass through without looking left or right :confused:. (I cycled through it yesterday but I can report there was nothing worth looking at, well in my periphery vision anyway.)

So anyway, there you have beach, naked and camping. (Maybe they meant a different type of "camping" - ooohh Matron :D )

Can't explain the hand job ...
 
Possibly another advantage for Beach owners, now where's that thread??
 

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