Cali Phillip
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ha ha, being west coast based they were much worse than that, smidge and candles only go to so far, like Smidge forecast 3-4 this was level 5 so physical barrier territory like a head net and full body cover. It was only the windless side so the VW fly screens ( with midge net fitted) did the job on both sides, this meant in the morning driving a short distance to " clear the Cling on's" and removed the screens, theLight the citronella candle and liberally apply the Avon skin so soft, breakout the marmite for the toast and you'll be fine!
cast of thousands of midge had drowned in the dew
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