Worried wife

[Digger]

Why all the fuss. As my good lady stated 'It is for only 10 seconds maximum so who would notice'.

 

[Alan]

When you get to my age one needs nourishing not punishing!

 

[Tom Downie]

Watching this VW advert, I guess that the Cali answer would be a XXL?

Brill !!

 

[California Dreamers]

just tie her down

The Cali or the wife?

 

[Kmann]

The Cali or the wife?

Both … just to be on the safe side ;-)

 

[HectorPascal]

How do you guys stop your van rocking when having sex? My wife is worried people will know what we're up to, especially in Tesco car parks in the afternoon

For the ideal solution you will need five reliable hydraulic jacks.

 

[WelshGas]

For the ideal solution you will need five reliable hydraulic jacks.

Do tell, why 5?

 

[Ricotansky]

Hmm we just had to replace our rear springs as one was broken. I'd assumed it was just the state of the UK roads that lead to it's demise, but this thread makes me wonder if there is another reason...

 

[Palm]

It's lovely to rock the van from the top bed in the morning

 

[JohnnyP]

How do you guys stop your van rocking when having sex? My wife is worried people will know what we're up to, especially in Tesco car parks in the afternoon

So, you now get all your shopping at Tesco and add blue while you're there

 

[Ethel's dad]

Mood music, just remember the Cali sound systems cuts out after 30 minutes, so you'll need to get a move on! 30 minutes.... If only!!

So, time for cup of tea as well then.

 

[Borris]

How do you guys stop your van rocking when having sex? My wife is worried people will know what we're up to, especially in Tesco car parks in the afternoon

If you were to shop like my wife does before you begin, you won't have any spring travel left!
You also won't have any energy left either.