Happy Things/Thoughts/Videos/Jokes

[CaliBear]

 

[Norfolk Jim]

The wife and I are adhering to social distancing, 2 metres apart.

We've never been so close

 

[Norfolk Jim]

Does anybody know if we can start taking showers yet, or are will still just washing hands...................

 

[Amarillo]

You'd have thought he could have given them a ride in the bucket.

 

[Vagophile]

Brilliant. But apropos another thread on here, who is taking the risk?

 

[CaliBear]

Like this at diggerland (in normal times!)

 

[Borris]

You'd have thought he could have given them a ride in the bucket.

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Cute video.

It brings to mind a large hedge cutting contract around a big country house that I use to carry out each year. They had a Border Collie which on meeting me for the first time, deposited a soggy well used tennis ball at my feet. I did the friendly but rather stupid thing of picking it up and throwing it for the dog. That dog, whilst being a lovely creature, became a total pain in the @r$€ as it kept returning with it's wretched ball no matter where I hurled it and sat at my feet waiting for the next throw. I tried my best to throw it somewhere out of bounds but still the blighter returned with its quarry.. And each year it remembered me as the twit that throws balls.

My point being that I wonder if that digger driver got any work done?

 

[Velma's Dad]

He's showing off there. But impressively.

 

[Vagophile]

I've been a bit bored today, so reminding myself of past holidays, with plans for more. Some photos I found:

Both routes take you there.

Greek beach

Not a bad attempt, I suppose.

 

[Borris]

If we're talking signs, Mrs B and I were driving through Somerset some years ago when we happened across a triangular warning sign saying "Cats eyes removed". I was sorely tempted to stop and amend it with a price.

 

[Perfectos]

You'd have thought he could have given them a ride in the bucket.

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That is a real bit of skill
Great to see the obvious excitement of the kids, totally oblivious to the skill in action , ah the innocence of youth.

 

[TripleBee]

Anyone?

 

[Perfectos]

Anyone?

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That is a real piece of art, it was a sales peice to show what can be done by wrapping.

 

[clarinetbcn]

Anyone?

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Hahaha, that looks just like what I've done to my 40 year old Giselle Dutch racing bike, with all it's original Campagnolo parts, so it won't be stolen when I use it for my daily transportation around Barcelona.

 

[Karlos]

You'd have thought he could have given them a ride in the bucket.

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That would have made my year as a kid.

 

[Norfolk Jim]

Good signs even in the UK. For me from Narfolk I couldn't get my head around having to go Straiton for 20 miles

 

[TripleBee]

 

[Finlay]

Not sure who made this but it made me smile

 

[Ch1pbutty]

 

[Auberg-ine]

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We take these things seriously.

Edit: in fact this is old school; nowadays we have it in underground pipelines. Not even a joke!

 

[TripleBee]

To stay in the beer mood:

Taken today around Maldegem.
Freely translated: "Hapkin, the (Belgian) beer that makes you relax".
In fact that was what all the sheep there were doing.
They must have had a bucket of Hapkin in their food.

 

[Amarillo]

The Prime Minister has asked medical experts if it is time to ease the lockdown.

Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, and said the entire decision should be left up to the arseholes.

 

[WelshGas]

The Prime Minister has asked medical experts if it is time to ease the lockdown.

Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, and said the entire decision should be left up to the arseholes.

Very subtle. Must refer to the MPs that sit on the Speakers L hand side.

 

[clarinetbcn]

I'm getting popcorn.

 

[Velma's Dad]

Three Cocks ETA...? Stopwatch started.