Have Skodas got a huge magnet in the boot? Mrs B's Superb was also rammed up the ar$# last night. I was asleep in the drivers seat at the time whilst waiting for her to finish caterwauling with the Canterbury Choral Society.
I hope she doesn't read this.
It was stationary and parked in a road side parking bay when this rude awakening occurred. The old buffer that was "reversing" the other car had just come out of the pub! The damage in this case was only minor but the hassle that a small bump causes is out of all proportion to the damage caused. So far it's cost me half a day and I've almost lost the will to live.
I hope that you are enjoying your lovely replacement Octavia.