We're off to Slimbridge this week to spend several days of disorganised chaos in our bargain basement VW California MPV. Oh those pesky Tupperware boxes!!! Being only a "day van", lord knows how we are going to manage at night. The main question though is how are we going to last four nights not being able to make a brew or cook a decent meal.
Not being a proper camper van poses many serious problems that will certainly keep us awake at night. Important questions such as, how will we dispose of our grey water responsibly? What would we put in a safe if we had one? How will we manage with only 10litres of water? Why didn't we save up the extra spondulicks necessary to afford one of those swanky drooping electric roofs?
We will no doubt end up looking on in envy at the warm lights of those posh peoples campervans whilst they tuck into their Pot noodles and Cuppa soups. So if you see a forlorn couple with their noses pressed up against your windows spare a thought for those less fortunate.
Seriously, the utter codswallop content of this thread seems to be higher than usual and I've just added to it.