UK Nukemap

[Joker 1299]

I was looking to change my van at the end of the year but with this hanging over us I may just wait and enjoy my van.

No, change it now. Put it on a long finance agreement with a small deposit. You might never have to pay the balance!

 

[JohnGuppy]

Good idea but that's what they do in USA now one owns anything. When you can't pay hand the keys back that way you win every time

 

[JohnGuppy]

Look its not a bad idea we can all go out and borrow money to buy anything we want and perhaps we will never have to pay any of it back what would you buy ?

 

[Joker 1299]

Look its not a bad idea we can all go out and borrow money to buy anything we want and perhaps we will never have to pay any of it back what would you buy ?

A Nissan GTR and a Rolls Royce Phantom. A Beverley Hills mansion and a Ducati Superleggera 1199

 

[Joker 1299]

A Nissan GTR and a Rolls Royce Phantom. A Beverley Hills mansion and a Ducati Superleggera 1199

And a weekend away in the van with my girlfriend Claire.

 

[blakeley]

Tempted to put an offer in on this, all VIP members will be welcome to join me

https://uniquepropertybulletin.co.uk/2017/04/april-2017-nuclear-bunker-for-sale-doncaster/

 

[JohnGuppy]

we could all chip in and buy a country overthrow the dictator and let the people eat 3 meals a day , pay them £10 per day and using out skills to educate them to work hard if they can make rockets they could build copy a Califiona camper half the price free fitted sheets seat covers 7 day delivery with 10 year parts labour guarantee

 

[Guy/Louise]

If only they hadn't outlawed leaded paint...!!

 

[El Greco]

The Cali is bomb proof depending on the amount of rust on the roof I assume. I am more concerned about the longevity of the EGR and DPF with the contaminated air. You know, flying nuclear debris including cows, sheep, great whites etc.

Great thread. We need a good laugh!

 

[DavidofHook]

Point taken Joker 1299 I read the first post and skipped though the read sorry what I had to do in the 60s scared me to death
Yes all you would need to do is make sure all your door seals are good and some how get around 8 lbs of positive pressure inside so roof down turn off your heaters , oh close off your fresh air input then nothing can get in
or head for Broad Oak Breed Pumping station there is a shelter there and it is on loan to the local radio club don't all rush cause it only has 12 loos bribes excepted to claim your place but all the generators are diesel and the 500gals wont go far

I seem to remember that one advice was to get under the dining room table, and ,if you had time, pile some earth around it to protect you from the blast. Mrs. DoH would not have liked that at all, think of the cleaning up afterwards.She would not have been happy, the Russians would have got an earful when they arrived.

 

[DavidofHook]

Tempted to put an offer in on this, all VIP members will be welcome to join me

https://uniquepropertybulletin.co.uk/2017/04/april-2017-nuclear-bunker-for-sale-doncaster/

It's only 3 bedrooms, might be a bit cosy with all the VIP's!

 

[Adamvanman]

At least with us all having Campervans we can rush to Inverness and book a campsite there.

 

[Fryers!]

I realise this thread is lighthearted but hearing today's news I think an attack on North Korea could be imminent