I had been the proud owner of my first ever VW for less than 5 minutes this morning and had traveled 0 mm when I had my first problem today. Would not start. VW showed their class then, jump starting it and doing a full diagnostic test showing that the battery was perfect and nothing was wrong. I queried if it was usual for VW's with nothing wrong with them to fail to start. Apparently it isn't. The current advice is that if you leave the key in the ignition for ten minutes this can drain the battery, even if you have no electrics running. I asked if they thought it would be a good idea if VW highlighted this feature in their advertising, but they thought that the company would be unlikely to take up the idea. Nor were they keen on the idea of lending me a second van so I had it handy if I needed a jump start in the morning.
Below is a picture of Marvin recuperating after the struggle of travelling the 10 yards to the workshop after the jump start.
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