Idling a diesel engine is not something that is ever recommended, (it is considered to cause 2 times the wear of normal operations and most manufacturers consider it to be "severe duty"). When leaving stop/start should kick in, ("that's what its there for"). Furthermore, generators of any type are not allowed on the campsites, with those used to power the festival all using bio-fuel, (something a Cali can't do). The fast charge button, according to the manual, is there to charge the second battery when driving, not when standing idle, (which is not recommended). I believe that it also has the affect of increasing the idle speed which will further increase fumes, (it isn't just the noise). Have you ever been to a festival of this nature? I have, several times and have never witnessed this behaviour - the fact is that is that it is not common at all. The vehicles are packed in very close to each other and allowing a van to idle for 45mins will not be tolerated by either those close to you or the organisers.
Am I having a laugh? No, but it seems like you might be.