I'll be in the Beach, Clare drives the Skoda to work. I have little choice but to take the boys; Clare can't take them to work with her at Guy's and St Thomas's and I can't leave them with octogenarian grandparents, and I certainly can't leave them home alone. With no one in the front and tinted windows, any police may not even notice the boys in the back. However, bright yellow and with the flags down the side, I can't even hope that my van will be mistaken for a tradesman's van.
I think my only problem might be an over-zealous police officer, but I'll bring my email communication from the farmer with me.
Thank you for your order. Total due is £xx
(I will have sold out of the Suffolk Blacktails by the time I get to you order, so have put you down for 3 x Mendlesham Blues and 3 x Fenning Whites (as well as your pellets and vinegar) - I hope this is ok)
Your collection day/time is 2.30pm Friday 17th April.
Please be here at this exact time, not early or late, (for everyone's safety).
Place your boxes/carriers on the table in front of the inner gate by the white van and your payment in the clear tub (cash in an envelope please) and then stand well back. (please only have one person get out of the car)
We will then put your birds in your boxes and leave them on the table along with any products/change required.
Once we have placed everything on the table and you have had an indication from us, please then load up your car and exit our drive.
We hope that these procedures will keep everyone safe and would ask that you follow them carefully.
If you would rather make payment by BACS this would need to be made at least 24 hours before your collection time.
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Thank you for your order and we look forward to seeing you on Friday.
If you could please acknowledge receipt of this email that would be helpful.