Oh dear, it is such a pity
I have been forced into another ditty .....
This thread started with the kitchen sink
and ended with a political stink
Quite how that happened I do not know
but hopefully analysis will soon show...
It started with Pasta, setting like glue
but quickly went on to types of poo.
Human's, then dogs, the whole mammal chain
was soon getting blamed for the blocked up drain.
Then others, in quite a rush
debated people who refused to flush.
Then we had dog hair in underpants
before moving on to other rants.
Noise, booze, kites and drones
became the subject of other moans,
Then lights raised their ugly head,
before we talked Balls, and I do mean Ed
Then a sharp discussion on a nasty smell
and into the pit of politics we fell
Of a conference, how dare I speak!
It was supposed to be tongue in cheek!
A light-hearted retort was next seen
causing another to vent their spleen!
However, vented spleen was soon diverted,
to another thread! Disaster averted!
So back to topic, what upsets you most?
When living with the camping host,
back to balls, smells and messy loo's
and worst of all, running out of booze