Winter camping I had a morning in Spain when I stepped into the newly vacated shower to find that the previous bloke had washed the mud off his shoes in the shower tray before leaving.
There was no argument as he was disappearing through the door but i was able to entertain/educate the multinational waiting queue with some British profanities in his direction.
Oh dear, it is such a pity
I have been forced into another ditty .....
This thread started with the kitchen sink
and ended with a political stink
Quite how that happened I do not know
but hopefully analysis will soon show...
It started with Pasta, setting like glue
but quickly went on to types of poo.
Human's, then dogs, the whole mammal chain
was soon getting blamed for the blocked up drain.
Then others, in quite a rush
debated people who refused to flush.
Then we had dog hair in underpants
before moving on to other rants.
Noise, booze, kites and drones
became the subject of other moans,
Then lights raised their ugly head,
before we talked Balls, and I do mean Ed
Then a sharp discussion on a nasty smell
and into the pit of politics we fell
Of a conference, how dare I speak!
It was supposed to be tongue in cheek!
A light-hearted retort was next seen
causing another to vent their spleen!
However, vented spleen was soon diverted,
to another thread! Disaster averted!
So back to topic, what upsets you most?
When living with the camping host,
back to balls, smells and messy loo's
and worst of all, running out of booze
We stayed on a campsite in Wales and were put on a pitch next to a large caravan, clearly not big enough for them as they had a small pup tent pitched next to it. All was well until they went to bed and put a small child to sleep in the tent. The child was unhappy, very unhappy, and initially cried loudly to be let back in to the van, this continued for some time but as the night grew darker and colder the sobbing became more fearful and guarded. By 2AM my sympathy for the child had disappeared and turned to homicidal feelings toward the parents as I finally drifted off to sleep. Next morning the child was still whimpering softly when I awoke at 7.
The assembled queue was not just people from Europe.Excellent!
These Europeans need better manners, and know that Europe belongs to us even though we do not want to be part of it.
When will they get it!
Just remember VW a closed mouth gathers no foot.
An invite would have been better.Another bad night at a UK campsite!
Last night our neighbours decided to set up two event shelters on their pitch which I thought was a bit ominous, then within the next two hours 4-5 cars arrived and they decided to have a BBQ and party about 7m away from my van. This went on till 2am. I realise I could of gone and found the warden but would this of made me look like a party pooper as it would of been obvious it was me that grassed them up. Also we could not move and we were all pitched up with nice river view pitch that we paid extra for.
Why would anyone think this is OK? Why did they not come over to me and at least warn me or apologise ?
It wasn't your job to go get the warden, the warden should have been well aware this was going on and shut it down before it got anywhere near 2am. I presume the site had some noise rules? If sites have rules they must implement them or what is the point?Another bad night at a UK campsite!
Last night our neighbours decided to set up two event shelters on their pitch which I thought was a bit ominous, then within the next two hours 4-5 cars arrived and they decided to have a BBQ and party about 7m away from my van. This went on till 2am. I realise I could of gone and found the warden but would this of made me look like a party pooper as it would of been obvious it was me that grassed them up. Also we could not move and we were all pitched up with nice river view pitch that we paid extra for.
Why would anyone think this is OK? Why did they not come over to me and at least warn me or apologise ?
Another bad night at a UK campsite!
Last night our neighbours decided to set up two event shelters on their pitch which I thought was a bit ominous, then within the next two hours 4-5 cars arrived and they decided to have a BBQ and party about 7m away from my van. This went on till 2am. I realise I could of gone and found the warden but would this of made me look like a party pooper as it would of been obvious it was me that grassed them up. Also we could not move and we were all pitched up with nice river view pitch that we paid extra for.
Why would anyone think this is OK? Why did they not come over to me and at least warn me or apologise ?
mine smells of lavenderIf you can't take a dump in the toilet block where do you suggest people go?
Presumably your excrement gives of no odour.
Grow up.
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